Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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