Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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