i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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