like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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