do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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