went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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