Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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