We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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