My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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