question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Randomize
