im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
im on a boat
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