my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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