when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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