I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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