Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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