Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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