i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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