I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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