You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
