Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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