real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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