I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have so many feelings about this burrito
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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