some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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