Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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