It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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