Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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