he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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