just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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