He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
this hospital has no fireball
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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