Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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