If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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