How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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