i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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