How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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