He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
where am i from again
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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