yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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