I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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