He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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