There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
