Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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