taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
false alarm, still single
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