There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
