I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
people are starting to question the shark bite story
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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