Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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