he thought i was a dude.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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