Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
