Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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