I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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