dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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