no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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