Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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