oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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