He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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