And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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